In Praise of Fingernails

Fingernails are cool.

You may not think about this much, but they are. Why, you ask? Let me tell you, person(s), fingernails allow us to bring chef's knives down with considerable force on our thumbnails and not sever our own flesh.

However, I do have a small, painless scratch on my thumbnail. For the foolishness of chopping potatoes carelessly this is light punishment.

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